alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

whats green and lives in the water

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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