- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Get up Look in the mirror

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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