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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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