Ebola

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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