So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Jordan is pregant

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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