Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Women's rights.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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