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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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