A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A women left the kitchen.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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