- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Hats better than a stick? A stone

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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