why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

So these two girls have a cup .

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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