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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Your sex life.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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