- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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