- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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