What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Who is John Galt?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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