- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

kieran is a homosexual

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

deez nuts

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Tilt your screen back .

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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