- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

knock knock come in !

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Julian Ha.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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