- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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