- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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