I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Good job, son.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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