A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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so...um, yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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