- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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