- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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