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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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