What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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