- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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