An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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