- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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