- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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