- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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