Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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tim has no humor

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black people

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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