Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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