- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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