- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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