- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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