Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

here's a joke... the american education society

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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