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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

bite me

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is funnier then 25 9/11

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Black people in Camden NJ.

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