how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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My mum is called Steve

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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