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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

a person who will soon die of beeties

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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