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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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