You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Anti Joke

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