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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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