- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

no really what are ur names?

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

John Cena for president

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p