What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Jeff

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What black and has children A black man

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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