Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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