- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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