- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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