- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Where's my tractor?

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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