knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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