Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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