what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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