- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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