Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Black people in Camden NJ.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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