- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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