- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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