- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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