- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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