- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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