Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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