- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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