a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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