- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

im gay

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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