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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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