Roses are blue Colton is gay

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Jeff

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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