What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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