Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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