what is red white and blue? the french flag

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what's white and sticky semen

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Anti Joke

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