- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

My cat just died.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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