- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Pickles are powerful

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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