What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Pickles are powerful

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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what's white and sticky semen

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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