- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gramma died

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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