Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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PENIS

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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your face is kinda funny

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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