- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

flavin's head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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