- Anti Joke

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

wanna here a joke? you.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.