- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do black people eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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